blackcountrystylefaggot:

Last night I discovered that I am expert at slut dropping when drunk but cannot do such things sober.

This is also me. Shy potato by day, Slut Beyonce by night

imawanchor:

””lads” more like get the fuck away from me you and your friends are cunts

Springfield is coming to Universal Orlando Resort! An all-new Simpsons-themed area will open at Universal Studios Florida this summer – allowing guests to step into the world of The Simpsons like never before.

It will be the only place in the world where you can walk the streets of Springfield, grab a Krusty-certified meat sandwich at Krusty Burger, go nuts for donuts at Lard Lad, imbibe at Moe’s Tavern and more! Plus there will be Duff Beer – brewed exclusively for Universal Orlando - and a new attraction called Kang & Kodos’ Twirl ‘n’ Hurl that will take you “foolish humans” on an intergalactic spin designed to send you into orbit!

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"What you are is a complicated girl with simple needs. You need your books and time to read, and you need a few friends and you need someone-not to take care of you, but to care for you. If you have all those things, you’ll always be alright."

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yelyahwilliams:

hellogiggles:

FLORIDA TEEN ARRESTED FOR DATING

by Julia Gazdag

http://bit.ly/18l8xRo

This just blew my mind :(

simhammond:

^^ ♥

demiilauren:

Cutest shirt 🚘💝

loverstabbedaswordthroughmyheart:

i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much:

vangoghstars:

sparkafterdark:

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place.

for the constellations of your skin to brush against
the earth of mine
i would swim the seas a thousand times

(please let’s fuck now)

That was beautiful

poets

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